Could you repeat that?
Nathan’s leg is red and itchy and has been that way for days. Not willing to tough it out quietly, he has whined, cried and demanded that lotion be rubbed on it constantly. I decided to head over to our local dollar store to see if they had Benadryl. When I couldn’t find it on the shelf, I asked the cashier if they carried it.
After stating that they didn’t, the cashier and I started talking about other things. As I was paying, she said, “Does you daughter have allergies?”
By that time, I had forgotten all about the Benadryl question. My assumption was that Jordyn’s eyes maybe looked a bit red which caused the cashier to ask.
I looked at her and said, “She may. I’ve mentioned it to the doctor before, but he doesn’t think it’s a concern.”
The cashier got a really puzzled look on her face and pointed at Jordyn. “Are you talking about her?”
“Yes.”
She stuttered around a bit, and then said, “I don’t think I heard you right. What did you say?”
(This was getting a bit strange.)
“I just said that she might have allergies.”
The cashier started giggling. “I could have sworn that you said that she’s gay. I had no idea how you would know your toddler is gay, why you were telling me about it and what in the world it had to do with Benadryl!”
Too funny! Guess I need to start enunciating more!
13 comments:
Hey Andrea, Cortizone cream works wonders on skin that itches... it worked for Nathan on Sunday. I wish I had sent some home with you so he could avoid the scratching plague... What conversations you have...too funny!!!
Oh my gosh. She is SO cute. I love that picture to pieces. SO much. It borders on ridiculous. She is the cutest little thing. What a funny conversation. Gay? Hmmmmmmmm.
On another note, I would like to pay you to make my page just like yours. I am in love with it. In love with your page, and in love with pictures of your kids. Don't worry. you do not have to be scared of me. I am not psycho.... : )
you are so very funny. it is nice that you share everyday moments
Oh my...too funny! I love that picture...she's so incredibly precious! Seriously..anytime you need a break I'll fly in and take care of her :) and while I'm there you and your sis can give me camera lessons!
OMGooooosh! wow someone needs to clean their ears out LOL i loooove the pic. i adore tireswing pics!
Oh, my goodness! Too funny. Hope Nathan's itching subsides soon.
that's a good one! i even had to read the story twice through to make sure i heard it right! i hope your son's itching subsided! : )
Wow! I wonder what the cashier said about your conversation on HER blog! That would be a good one....Glad to hear you finally got things cleared up:)
Oh my word! It's that darn Roth mumble-mouth that we all have. *snort*
Beautiful work and thank you for the tips on I Heart Faces!
LOL - that is hilarious!
Oh and by the way - your blog looks amazing!...Have I said that already? Well, it does!
How are you and your gay baby today : )
I loved your comments about that product. You know that I am on the same page as you! That salesman did want me to put the 3,500 on a credit card. That is just RIDICULOUS.
I just saw the fun slip and slide at your other sisters church. I seriously want your mother to adopt me. : )! You guys have so much fun! It borders on insane!
That picture is just priceless!! What a doll. She looks gay to me! (Or should I say, she looks happy to me!)
God bless-
Amanda
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