
First, some lovely poetry:
Ode to the Binky
Giver of time
Sanity saver
Ender of crying
Content baby maker
Now stay in her mouth!!!
Wow, my prose is outstanding.

This photo documents two milestones in Jordyn's life. Today was the first time Jordyn noticed the toys on the swing. She actually looked up for awhile and stared at them going round. (This is one monumental milestone, I know!)
Jordyn is also starting to smile. Gas? Maybe. But it sure is cute! Especially that single dimple that shows up on her left cheek.
But here's the most important milestone: Jordyn took a binky for me today! Normally, when I try to give her a binky, I am returned with a pathetic gagging sound and sad little eyes that seem to ask, "Why are you doing this, mommy?" In a moment of desperation, I tried the binky out once again today, and surprise! She didn't gag. I then started our ritual: Walk around with a slight bouncing motion while patting Jordyn's butt until she drifted off to sleep. I then put Jordyn in the swing and set off to fix dinner.
As I mushed the meatloaf together in the bowl, I started "fantasizing" about how my life would be from now on. Fussy Jordyn? No problem. Pop that binky in her mouth and immediately content baby. By the time I plopped the meatloaf into the oven ten minutes later, I was on to dreaming about my days in the hammock with a very contented baby sucking on a binky, while my two boys played contentedly in the yard. (By the way, this daydream included a beautiful privacy fence surrounding the yard.)
It would have kept going that way, except...you guessed it...Jordyn started crying. Not wanting to face up to the fact that a binky may not have solved all my problems, I convinced myself that Jordyn must be hungry. (When in actuality I'm just a big human binky.) The human binky theory that I have so tried to avoid was immediately confirmed as milk LITERALLY started coming through Jordyn's nose as she was eating. Yah, I don't think the girl is hungry. She has so much milk it's coming out of every possible opening!
So what has the binky done for me? Apparently it has just added one more condition to the "I'll stop crying" contract that we seem to have. Instead of: walk around, pat my butt and never put me down, it's now: walk around, pat my butt, never put me down AND give me a binky.
Heaven help me!